Husband: When I get mad at u,
u never fight back.
How do u control ur anger?
Wife: I clean the toilet.
Husband: How does that help?
Wife: I use ur toothbrush.

Wife: I wish I was a newspaper
so I would be in your hands all day.
Husband: I 2 wish that you were
a newspapers so I could have
a new 1 everyday.

Husband Sitting with His Wife
in Restaurant,
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Drinking Beer n Says:- “I Love
U”
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Wife:- Is It U Or The Beer
Talking ?
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Husband:- Its Me, Talking To
My Beer, U Shut Up” :/

Banta and his girlfriend have a chat at a romantic dinner.
Girlfriend: “Will you love me even after marriage Banta?”
Banta looks around in surprise and says,
“If your husband agrees then yes I surely will.”

Dead bodies r very happy……
U know why ..
Socho think think…… Fool kahi k…
Kyuki 2nite there is a dance programme
bo michael jackson in graveyard.

She: What do u do?
He: Phd.
She: Wow! Doctorate.
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He: No. Pizza Hut Delievery. 😛

Teacher: Tell me the name of any
Microsoft Product?
Samy:
MS Excel..
Johny:
MS Word..
nitin:
MS Powerpoint..
SANTA:
After thinking a lot….
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MS Dhoni…=D=))

shame on u girls
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days are more hotter then u…